CrabDiving – Thu 06/23/22 – The Feds Finally Started Executing Search Warrants On Trump’s Sedition Toadies

The Feds finally started executing search warrants on Trump’s sedition toadies. Federal agents also seized the Nevada GOP Chairman’s phone as part of an investigation into the fraudulent electors. SCOTUS crapped out a crappy decision about a New York gun…

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CrabDiving – Wed 062222 – GOP Seditionists Tried To Foist Fake Electors Into The Electoral College Certification

GOP seditionists tried to foist fake elections into the electoral certification. Election workers Shaye Moss and Ruby Freeman recounted the hell they went through after being targeted by Trump over lies or election fraud. Profoundly dumb Senator Ron Paul tried…

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CrabDiving – Fri 061722 – Hate-Filled American Religious Zealots Are Driving A Huge Increase In Atheism

Hate-filled American religious zealots are driving a huge increase in atheism. The Governor of Montana dined in Italy to while his constituents drowned. Vince McMahon stepped down from the WWE after news broke the former wrestling CEO involved in a…

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CrabDiving – Thu 061622 – Herschel Walker Children Are Popping Up Like Weeds

Herschel Walker children are popping up like weeds. The January 6th Committee said they’d demand communications about the insurrection between Ginni Thomas and her husband. Trump called Pence the “P word” which upset Ivanka. Shitler waddled out on Truth Social and demanded equal…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061522 – GOP Reps Are Scrambling To Explain Their Strange Capitol Tours On The Day Before Trump’s Coup Attempt

GOP reps are scrambling to explain their strange Capitol tours on the day before Trump’s coup attempt. Representative Loudermilk was busted on camera giving tours to insurrectionists. Shitler released a rambling 12 page response to the hearings about January 6th. Former baller, current…

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