CrabDiving – Fri 041423 – Pence Got Booed At The NRA Convention

Pence got booed at the NRA convention. The Czar of Florida, Desantis, and future presidential loser Niki Haley were also at the Republican gun-sucker convention. The SCOTUS stepped in and saved mifepristone for now. Governor and Supreme load DeSantis signed…

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CrabDiving – Wed 041223 – Genius Trump Is Warning Us All About “Nuclear Warming”

Genius Trump is warning us all about “nuclear warming.” Scattered and smothered in Shitler’s DNA, the GOP sought to shield man-baby from all future prosecutions. Some a-hole leaked sensitive Pentagon docs about the war in Ukraine. A new COVID variant…

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CrabDiving – Mon 041023 – Trumpy Judge Used A Bogus Study To Justify Banning Abortion Drug

Trumpy judge used a bogus study to justify banning an abortion drug. The personal vacation financier of SCOTUS Clarence Thomas, Mega-donor Harlan Crow, has a massive Hitler memorabilia collection. Conservative wanker Ben Shapiro defended Harlan’s Nazi collection and other dictator…

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CrabDiving – Fri 040723 – Leaked Ukraine Documents and Crazy Crucifixions

Leaked Ukraine documents and crazy crucifixions were on the docket for CrabDiving’s Faithless Friday. Corrupt SCOTUS Clarence Thomas blathered he didn’t need to report extravagant vacays financed by GOP mega-donors because it’s not a requirement. Top secret Ukraine war docs…

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CrabDiving – Thu 040623 – SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas Is Corrupt AF

SCOTUS Justice Clarence Thomas is corrupt AF. The fascists of the Tennessee GOP expelled African American lawmakers for protesting on behalf of the school children murdered during a mass shooting. The Handmaid’s Tale fappers of Idaho made interstate travel for…

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