CrabDiving – Thu 081822 – Trump Org CFO Weisselberg Pleaded Guilty And Will Testify Against The Company

Trump Org CFO Weisselberg pleaded guilty and will testify against the company. A judge said the Mar-a-Lago affidavit can be released after redactions. Shitler has been pulling in big bucks from fundraising off the FBI raid on the Winter White…

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CrabDiving – Wed 081722 – Violent Trump Cultists Are Making Crazy Threats On TikTok

Violent Trump cultists are making crazy threats on TikTok after their Dear Leader’s golf palace was raided by the FBI. Liz Cheney, the villainous GOP enemy-of-our-enemy, got trounced by a loony Trumpist in the Wyoming primary. Donald Trump Jr. spluttered…

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CrabDiving – Mon 081522 – Tooty Rudy Giuliani Is The Target of A Georgia Investigation

Tooty Rudy Giuliani is the target of a Georgia investigation. Trump sent a cryptic threat to Merrick Garland that included fire imagery. Man-baby complained about the Feds seizing his passports. The Crabs dissected the tax savings windfall Trump incurred by…

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CrabDiving – Fri 081222 – Trump Totally Declassified The Documents That Were Totally Planted

Trump totally declassified the documents that were totally planted. The FBI searched Mar-a-Lago for docs containing top secret info about nuclear weapons. The warrant for the search of Shitler’s spread mentioned the espionage act. Fascist Charlie Kirk called for retaliatory…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081122 – Paranoid Old Crook Trump Fears People Around Him Are “Wearing Wires”

Paranoid old crook Trump fears people around him are “wearing wires.” An armed MAGAT attacked the FBI building in Cincinnati with an AR-15. Merrick Garland personally signed off on the Mara Lago raid. In retaliation to the raid on Trump’s…

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