CrabDiving – Fri 060322 – Trump Barnacle Peter Navarro Was Indicted For Contempt

Trump barnacle Peter Navarro was indicted for contempt. Creepy oligarch Elon Musk complained to execs that some salaried employees will have to be let go because his dumb stock is tanking. The CMAs banned Confederate flags at their country music festival. Congress is…

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CrabDiving – Thu 060222 – Republicans Are Training Partisan Goons To Act As Election Judges

Republicans are training partisan goons to act as election judges. OPEC Alliance boosts oil production as energy prices soar. The Amber Heard/ Johnny Depp will silence survivors of abuse. GOP hero and murderer Kyle Rittenhouse is inspired by the Depp…

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CrabDiving – Wed 060122 – A War, A Pandemic, and Daily Gun Massacres, But Today’s Biggest News Was Johnny Depp’s “Win”

There’s a war, a pandemic, and daily gun massacres, but today’s biggest news was Johnny Depp’s “win.” Janet Yellen said she was wrong about inflation. A Proud Boy Trumpkin was refused entry to a Shitler rally because he was wearing a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 053122 – It’s Starting To Look Like Durham May Not Be Sending Obama And Hillary To Gitmo

It’s starting to look like Durham may not be sending Obama and Hillary to GITMO. Trump raged about Hillary’s lawyer being cleared. An ultra-conservative Georgia GOP gubernatorial candidate won’t concede even though she lost by 70 points. JEEBUS loon Kirk Cameron released a weird…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052722 – Twisted GOP Gun Cultists Blame Leftists and Demons For The Latest Shooting Massacre

Twisted GOP cultists blame leftists and demons for the latest shooting massacre. The Uvalde Police delayed the Border Patrol entering the school and taking out the shooter. Trump bemoaned the “repulsive” calls for gun control and read the names of…

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