CrabDiving – Mon 072523 – RIP Twitter and RIP To Migrants Drowning Due To Floating Texas Barriers

RIP Twitter and RIP to migrants drowning due to floating Texas barriers. On today’s show, we try to figure out why Elon Musk renamed Twitter to “X.” Texas Governor Greg Abbott gave the middle finger to the federal government when…

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CrabDiving – Fri 072123 – DeSantis Campaign Is “Rebooting” and Pence Needs Donors ASAP

The DeSantis campaign is “rebooting” and Pence needs donors ASAP. Tooty Rudy Giuliani might be singing to Jack Smith. Mama Nazi, AKA Marjorie Taylor Greene, busted out nudes of Hunter Biden in an effort to shock Congress. For reasons that…

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CrabDiving – Wed 071923 – Looks Like More Trump Indictments Are Coming

Looks like more Trump indictments are coming soon, as tooty Rudy Giuliani denies he flipped. Top Republicans are virtue signaling that they’re “uncomfortable” with Trump’s latest fascist rantings. Class GOP act Marjorie Taylor Greene showed Hunter Biden sex pics during…

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CrabDiving – Mon 071723 – Heat Waves and Hollywood Strikes

Heat waves and Hollywood strikes were covered on Monday’s CrabDiving! Delusional Republican presidential hopeful Asa Hutchinson was booed from the stage at a campaign rally because he was not the orange fascist. Progressive Senator Elizabeth Warren asked the SEC to…

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CrabDiving – Fri 071423 – Trump Wants His Florida Trial Delayed Because He’s Way Busy Grifting

Trump wants his Florida trial delayed because he’s way busy grifting. Man-baby has gone on the attack in Iowa going after the state’s crappy evangelical governor Kim Reynolds. President Biden’s student loan forgiveness program is income-driven. SAG AFTRA went on…

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