CrabDiving – Mon 102025 – Americans Don’t Want Any Kings and The Louvre Needs To Bœuf Up Security

Americans don’t want any kings and the Louvre needs to boeuf up security. Details from the recent heist at the Louvre ruined every heist movie. A vile, racist  Trumpkin nominee for special counsel sent a text saying Martin Luther King…

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CrabDiving – Fri 101725 – Mamdani Wiped The Debate Stage Floor With That Creep Cuomo

Mamdani wiped the debate stage floor with that creep Cuomo. Former GOP lawmaker, felon and webcam personality George Santos was freed from prison by Trump. Shitler continued to get outsmarted by Vlad as President Diaper Rash denied Ukraine long range…

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CrabDiving – Tue 101425 – Even Newsmax Is Telling Hegseth To Screw Off With His Un-American Press Rules

Even Newsmax is telling Hegseth to screw off with his un-American press rules. Trump is sending Tomahawks to Ukraine. Shitler melted down over an unflattering pic on the cover of Time Magazine. President Diaper Rash creepily flirted the Italian President…

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CrabDiving – Fri 101025 – MAGA Squeals Over Trump Losing The Nobel Prize

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MAGA squeals over Trump losing the Nobel Prize. Nobel winner Maria Corina her Nobel to Shitler. The President of MIT stood up to Trump. Man-baby want’s China’s rare Earth crap. VIP fortune teller Hank Kunneman has been praying during this…

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