CrabDiving – Wed 030123 – Trump Tried To Get Jimmy Kimmel To Stop Picking On Him

Trump tried to get Jimmy Kimmel to stop picking on him. Apparently, Havana Syndrome isn’t caused by an enemy state with an energy weapon. The LAPD figured out that most police calls don’t require piggies. CPAC Czar Matt Schlapp’s wife…

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CrabDiving – Mon 022723 – SCOTUS May Shank The Consumer Financial Protection Bureau

SCOTUS may shank the Consumer Financial Protection Bureau. The Fascist Czar of Florida Desantis has been flooding the media with news as a strategy to beat Trump in the 2024 election. The Republican simpletons in the House have been searching…

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CrabDiving – Fri 022423 – GOP Fetus Memorial and A Corgi-Sized Meteor

GOP fetus memorial and a corgi-sized meteor attacked Earth on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Winter weather tea-bagged Cali. President Zelensky planned to meet with China’s totalitarian leader Xi Jinping. Rudy Giuliana, aka “America’s Farting Mayor,” peddled lies to…

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CrabDiving – Wed 022223 – Jared and Ivanka Got Subpoenas From The Special Counsel

Jared and Ivanka got subpoenas from the special counsel. Trump and his evil minions might try to quash the Fulton County election fraud investigation. Russian stooge and former NSA Michael Flynn deleted evidence which included a video he posted to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 022023 – Biden’s Surprise Visit To Ukraine

Biden’s surprise visit to Ukraine was something Shitler would have never done. A firearm enhancement charge against Actor Alec Baldwin was dropped relating to the accidental shooting of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of the movie Rust. Mama Nazi,…

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