CrabDiving – Fri 061722 – Hate-Filled American Religious Zealots Are Driving A Huge Increase In Atheism

Hate-filled American religious zealots are driving a huge increase in atheism. The Governor of Montana dined in Italy to while his constituents drowned. Vince McMahon stepped down from the WWE after news broke the former wrestling CEO involved in a…

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CrabDiving – Thu 061622 – Herschel Walker Children Are Popping Up Like Weeds

Herschel Walker children are popping up like weeds. The January 6th Committee said they’d demand communications about the insurrection between Ginni Thomas and her husband. Trump called Pence the “P word” which upset Ivanka. Shitler waddled out on Truth Social and demanded equal…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061522 – GOP Reps Are Scrambling To Explain Their Strange Capitol Tours On The Day Before Trump’s Coup Attempt

GOP reps are scrambling to explain their strange Capitol tours on the day before Trump’s coup attempt. Representative Loudermilk was busted on camera giving tours to insurrectionists. Shitler released a rambling 12 page response to the hearings about January 6th. Former baller, current…

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CrabDiving – Mon 061322 – Today’s Jan. 6th Committee Hearing Was All About Inebriated Rudy Giuliani

Today’s Jan. 6th committee hearing was all about inebriated Rudy Giuliani. Trump conned his minions out of 250 million bucks over an election defense fund that didn’t exist. Don Jr.’s mate, Guilfoyle was paid 60k for a two minute speech at the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 061022 – Barr Called BS On Trump’s Fraud Claims and Ivanka Agreed With Him

Barr called BS on Trump’s fraud claims and Ivanka agreed with him.  Human cosplayer Jared Kushner said when Trump’s lawyers threatened to quit amid the coup he thought they were whining. Man-baby raged over Bill Bart’s testimony at the insurrection hearing.  The…

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