CrabDiving – Fri 082622 – Trump’s Ironically-Named Truth Social Should’ve Checked Its Trademark Availability

Trump’s ironically named Truth Social should’ve checked its trademark availability. The affidavit was bigly redacted. MSNBC’s Lawrence O’Donnell issued a beautiful but harsh takedown of Shitler accusing the fascist letch of living the worst post-presidency life ever. President Biden said…

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CrabDiving – Thu 082522 – Election-Denying GOP Babies Are Going Door-to-Door To Prove They Didn’t Lose

Election-denying GOP babies are going door-to-door to prove they didn’t lose. A Missouri school district goes full Game of Thrones by reviving the archaic act of “paddling.” Former pitcher and current Islamophobe Curt Schilling ripped student debt forgiveness citing a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 082322 – A Mar-a-Lago Weekend Package May Include Nuclear Sub Location Info

A Mar-a-Lago weekend package may include nuclear sub-location info. Lawyers had a laugh at Trump’s weird new DOJ lawsuit. Shitler blathered it would be a good thing to store nuclear launch codes at the Winter White Hosue. The former Twitter…

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CrabDiving – Fri 081922 – Strap On Lead Underwear In Europe If They Keep Bombing A Nuke Plant In Ukraine

Strap on lead underwear in Europe if they keep bombing a nuke plant in Ukraine. Fetterman is leading Dr. Oz in the Pennsylvania Senate race. Rabbid MAGA cultist Shane Vaughn called Liz Cheney a jezebel. Conservative kook Kristi Noem and…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081822 – Trump Org CFO Weisselberg Pleaded Guilty And Will Testify Against The Company

Trump Org CFO Weisselberg pleaded guilty and will testify against the company. A judge said the Mar-a-Lago affidavit can be released after redactions. Shitler has been pulling in big bucks from fundraising off the FBI raid on the Winter White…

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