CrabDiving – Mon 021323 – UFOs Galore and Derailing Trains

UFOs galore and derailing trains dominated the headlines on Monday. The White House continued to deal with Chinese spy balloons. Blotch Nazi Steve Bannon and fascist legislator Marjorie Taylor Greene blathered about possible UFOs. The White House announced the creation…

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CrabDiving – Thu 020923 – Biden Speech Destroyed The GOP and Trump Claims He’ll Give DNA

The Biden speech destroyed the GOP and Trump claims he’ll give DNA, gross. Blotch Nazi Steve Bannon blasted Governor Sarah Huckabee for not being intellectually capable regarding her response to Biden’s State Of the Union address.  Alleged rapist and former…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020623 – Grammy Devil Costume Performance Sent Conservatives Into Fits

The Grammy devil costume performance sent conservatives into fits. Insurrectionist Ali Alexander declared blasphemy and Satan worship should be jailable offenses. Conservative wank-troll Matt Walsh blathered stupid crap about Satan and the Grammys as well. Bridge and beach closer Chris…

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CrabDiving – Fri 020323 – A Chinese Spy Balloon and Creepy Florida GOP Transphobes

A Chinese spy balloon and creepy Florida GOP transphobes were covered on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Some redneck wankers even though the Chinese spy balloon was full of coronavirus. Student-athletes in the Republic of Florida may have to…

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CrabDiving – Thu 020223 – Shell Reaped Record Profits While Polluting The Crap Out of Nigeria

Shell reaped record profits while polluting the crap out of Nigeria. Fascist Putin has been planning a new assault on Ukraine. Representative Ilhan Omar was ousted from the Foreign Affairs Committee by the GOP out of spite and racism. Vengeful…

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