CrabDiving – Wed 060122 – A War, A Pandemic, and Daily Gun Massacres, But Today’s Biggest News Was Johnny Depp’s “Win”

There’s a war, a pandemic, and daily gun massacres, but today’s biggest news was Johnny Depp’s “win.” Janet Yellen said she was wrong about inflation. A Proud Boy Trumpkin was refused entry to a Shitler rally because he was wearing a…

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CrabDiving – Tue 053122 – It’s Starting To Look Like Durham May Not Be Sending Obama And Hillary To Gitmo

It’s starting to look like Durham may not be sending Obama and Hillary to GITMO. Trump raged about Hillary’s lawyer being cleared. An ultra-conservative Georgia GOP gubernatorial candidate won’t concede even though she lost by 70 points. JEEBUS loon Kirk Cameron released a weird…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052722 – Twisted GOP Gun Cultists Blame Leftists and Demons For The Latest Shooting Massacre

Twisted GOP cultists blame leftists and demons for the latest shooting massacre. The Uvalde Police delayed the Border Patrol entering the school and taking out the shooter. Trump bemoaned the “repulsive” calls for gun control and read the names of…

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CrabDiving – Thu 052622 – Uvalde Police Tactics Are Being Questioned Following The School Massacre

Uvalde police tactics are being questioned after the school massacre. Senator Ted Cruz got all tongue tied over a question from a Brit reporter over gun control. The NRA is still meeting in Houston despite the recent school shooting. Goodfellas acting legend Ray…

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CrabDiving – Wed 052522 – Beto O’Rourke Crashed NRA Puppet Greg Abbott’s Press Conference

Beto O’Rourke crashed NRA puppet Greg Abbott’s press conference. An elite level Border Patrol agent killed the mass shooter in Texas. Body language tech and MAGAT Rep Paul Gosar blathered something transphobic in response to the horrific shooting in Uvalde. On January 6th,…

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