CrabDiving – Mon 020623 – Grammy Devil Costume Performance Sent Conservatives Into Fits

The Grammy devil costume performance sent conservatives into fits. Insurrectionist Ali Alexander declared blasphemy and Satan worship should be jailable offenses. Conservative wank-troll Matt Walsh blathered stupid crap about Satan and the Grammys as well. Bridge and beach closer Chris…

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CrabDiving – Fri 020323 – A Chinese Spy Balloon and Creepy Florida GOP Transphobes

A Chinese spy balloon and creepy Florida GOP transphobes were covered on this episode of the CrabDiving Podcast. Some redneck wankers even though the Chinese spy balloon was full of coronavirus. Student-athletes in the Republic of Florida may have to…

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CrabDiving – Thu 020223 – Shell Reaped Record Profits While Polluting The Crap Out of Nigeria

Shell reaped record profits while polluting the crap out of Nigeria. Fascist Putin has been planning a new assault on Ukraine. Representative Ilhan Omar was ousted from the Foreign Affairs Committee by the GOP out of spite and racism. Vengeful…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020123 – Lots of Whining at the Creepy and Boring GOP Day of Prayer Meeting

Lots of whining at the creepy and boring GOP Day of Prayer meeting. Biden’s beach home was searched for docs. Republican Jedi-liar George Santos stepped down from his House committees and many of the truth-bender’s political donors don’t actually exist.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 013023 – Manhattan D.A. Will Present Evidence To Grand Jury In Trump Campaign Finance Case

The Manhattan D.A. will present evidence to the grand jury in the Trump Campaign finance case. Zelinski needs more weapons to fend off the Russian invasion. The barbarians of Florida may get rid of the need for a conceal-carry permit.…

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