CrabDiving – Thu 021022 – Trump Clogged White House Toilets With The Ripped-Up Papers He Didn’t Eat

Trump clogged White House toilets with the ripped up papers he didn’t eat per a new book coming out by Maggie Haberman. Shitler is reportedly terrified of Maggie’s book. Comedian Bob Saget died from bumping his head. The Mein Pillow…

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CrabDiving – Wed 020922 – GQP Troll Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Sick of The Gazpacho Police

GOP troll Marjorie Taylor Greene is sick of the gazpacho police. The angry orange fascist said Cocaine Mitch doesn’t speak for the GOP after the Minority Leader referred to the tourists as violent insurrectionists. We learned the former Mayor of…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020722 – Nobody Is Surprised Career Conman Trump Destroyed Documents

Nobody is surprised career conman Trump destroyed documents. Ukraine braces for a Ukraine invasion. Brotastic Joe Rogan apologized for saying the n word a bunch. On Twitter, Republicans bragged about running 40 African American candidates nationwide, which isn’t a lot mathematically. Loon pastor…

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CrabDiving – Fri 020422 – Mike Pence Pretended To Have A Spine And Sealed His Doom With Republicans

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Mike Pence pretended to have a spine and sealed his doom with Republicans by saying Trump was “wrong.” Yet another murder by police executing one of those BS no-knock warrants. The Olympics opened in Beijing to collective yawns and eye…

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CrabDiving – Thu 020322 – FOX’s The Masked Singer Booked Top Seditionist Tooty Rudy Giuliani

FOX’s Masked Singer booked top seditionist tooty Rudy Giuliani. META/Facebook stocks took a historically massive dive. Ron DeSantis, The Czar of Florida, couldn’t condemn Nazis who had just marched in Orlando. The unvaccinated have been hit unnecessarily hard during Omicron. New Zealand laid out…

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