CrabDiving – Wed 113022 – Make Popcorn, House Democrats Finally Got Trump’s Tax Returns

Make popcorn, house Democrats finally got Trump’s tax returns. The gross Oath Keepers were found guilty of seditious conspiracy. Spineless Kevin McCarthy may not have enough votes for Speaker. Republicans died at a much higher clip during the pandemic because their…

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CrabDiving – Mon 112822 – Trump Is Squealing Nick Fuentes Denials on Truth Social

Trump is squealing Nick Fuentes denials on Truth Social. Shitler blamed Kanye for the white nationalist showing up for dinner at Mara Lago. Totalitarian Xi might find himself out of a gig over his zero-COVID policy. Man-baby said some weird…

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CrabDiving – Wed 112322 – Trump Had A Really, Really Bad Day, Like Nobody’s Ever Seen

Trump had a really, really bad day, like nobody’s ever seen. The former adult film actor and father of Club Q shooter blathered homophobic mouth garbage. The artist formerly known as Kanye and Nazi MRA wanker Nick Fuentes were seen at Mar…

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CrabDiving – Mon 112122 – Looks Like That SCOTUS Reptile Alito Likes To Leak

Looks like that SCOTUS reptile Alito likes to leak. CNN’s Don Lemon ridiculed “thirsty” Elon Musk for sharing the erotic Jesus barnyard pic on Twitter. There was a mass shooting at a Colorado LGBTQ nightclub. Slytherin fascist Ivanka Trump attempted…

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CrabDiving – Wed 111622 – Elon Musk Is A Dickens Novel Boss and Trump Waddled Into The 2024 Race

Elon Musk is a Dickens novel boss and Trump waddled into the 2024 race. Mara Lago security thugs wouldn’t let guests leave during Shitler’s low-energy announcement. Ivanka was a no-show for Trump’s campaign kick-off event which was a pretty big…

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