CrabDiving – Mon 111422 – Democrats Kept Control Of The Senate and The GOP Are Blaming Each Other

Democrats kept control of the Senate and the GOP are blaming each other. Super sad Senator Lindsay Graham squirted real tears over Herschel Walker’s treatment by the lame-streams and how that will discourage young African Americans from voting Republican. Experts…

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CrabDiving – Fri 111122 – Trump Is Spewing Unhinged “Truths” While GOP Team Crazy Attacks Kevin McCarthy

Trump is spewing unhinged “Truths” whole GOP team crazy attacks Kevin McCarthy. Shitler claimed he interfered on behalf of DeSantis during the 2018 Florida gubernatorial election sending in the FBI stop the vote count. Colorado decriminalized shrooms and other psychedelics. South Dakota…

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CrabDiving – Thu 111022 – Trump v. DeSantis Is Already A Great Villain Fight

Trump v. DeSantis is already a great villain fight. Trumpkin Cari Lake said DeSantis is part of a vast conspiracy to keep her out of office. My Pillow CEO Mike Lindell blathered insanities about either the midterms or the presidential election…

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CrabDiving – Wed 110922 – Trump Is Raging After The Red Wave Turned Into A Red Trickle

Trump is raging after the red wave turned into a red trickle. Shitler is peeved at Melania for recommending the big midterm loser Doc Oz for a senatorial run. Former baller and GOP word-salad-tosser Herschel Walker is set for a…

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CrabDiving – Mon 110722 – Elon Musk Wants Everyone to Vote Fascist and Stop Insulting Him

Elon Musk wants everyone to vote fascist and stop insulting him. Ad execs lambasted the new owner of Twitter over his threat to out companies that choose not to advertise on the platform. Shareholders are ticked off at Elon for ruining the…

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