CrabDiving – Wed 022223 – Jared and Ivanka Got Subpoenas From The Special Counsel

Jared and Ivanka got subpoenas from the special counsel. Trump and his evil minions might try to quash the Fulton County election fraud investigation. Russian stooge and former NSA Michael Flynn deleted evidence which included a video he posted to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 022023 – Biden’s Surprise Visit To Ukraine

Biden’s surprise visit to Ukraine was something Shitler would have never done. A firearm enhancement charge against Actor Alec Baldwin was dropped relating to the accidental shooting of cinematographer Halyna Hutchins on the set of the movie Rust. Mama Nazi,…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021723 – FOX “News” A-Holes Knew The Election Wasn’t Stolen

Turns out FOX “News” a-holes knew the election wasn’t stolen even as they squealed on their shows about all the “fraud.” Typically hate-filled religious zealots at Pensacola Christian College cancelled — at the last minute — a concert by acapella…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021523 – Nikki Haley Jumped Into The GOP Primary Clown Car

Nikki Haley jumped into the GOP primary clown car. Judge Lewis Caplan denied Trump’s DNA testing charade relating to the E. Jean Carroll rape trial. The Ohio train disaster can be blamed on deregulation. For no good reason, diddler Rep…

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CrabDiving – Mon 021323 – UFOs Galore and Derailing Trains

UFOs galore and derailing trains dominated the headlines on Monday. The White House continued to deal with Chinese spy balloons. Blotch Nazi Steve Bannon and fascist legislator Marjorie Taylor Greene blathered about possible UFOs. The White House announced the creation…

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