CrabDiving – Mon 110722 – Elon Musk Wants Everyone to Vote Fascist and Stop Insulting Him

Elon Musk wants everyone to vote fascist and stop insulting him. Ad execs lambasted the new owner of Twitter over his threat to out companies that choose not to advertise on the platform. Shareholders are ticked off at Elon for ruining the…

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CrabDiving – Fri 110422 – Crazy Religious Republicans Are Getting Crazier

Crazy religious Republicans are getting crazier. Religious freak Doug Mastriano has taken his bigotted, antisemetic campaign to the Reawaken America Tour. Americans are concerened about political violence. A judge shot down Mein Pillow AKA Mike Lindell’s attempt to reclaim his…

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CrabDiving – Wed 110222 – Trump’s Sedition Lawyers Thought Clarence Thomas Would Help Overturn The Election

Trump’s sedition lawyers thought Clarence Thomas would help overturn the election. Man-baby settled a lawsuit involving his security thugs beating a protester. The Pelosi break-in was caught on a security cam. The Fed said they were gonna raise interest rates.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 103122 – Elon Musk Tweeted A Crazy Right-Wing Conspiracy

Elon Musk tweeted a crazy righ-wing conspiracy theory on his newly purchased platform because he sucks. Lula beat the fascist in Brazil’s presidential election. The MAGAT suspected of beating Paul Pelosi with a hammer was charged. Twitter owner Musk will…

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