CrabDiving – Mon 081522 – Tooty Rudy Giuliani Is The Target of A Georgia Investigation

Tooty Rudy Giuliani is the target of a Georgia investigation. Trump sent a cryptic threat to Merrick Garland that included fire imagery. Man-baby complained about the Feds seizing his passports. The Crabs dissected the tax savings windfall Trump incurred by…

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CrabDiving – Fri 081222 – Trump Totally Declassified The Documents That Were Totally Planted

Trump totally declassified the documents that were totally planted. The FBI searched Mar-a-Lago for docs containing top secret info about nuclear weapons. The warrant for the search of Shitler’s spread mentioned the espionage act. Fascist Charlie Kirk called for retaliatory…

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CrabDiving – Thu 081122 – Paranoid Old Crook Trump Fears People Around Him Are “Wearing Wires”

Paranoid old crook Trump fears people around him are “wearing wires.” An armed MAGAT attacked the FBI building in Cincinnati with an AR-15. Merrick Garland personally signed off on the Mara Lago raid. In retaliation to the raid on Trump’s…

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CrabDiving – Wed 081022 – GOP Team Fascism Is Apoplectic, Falsely Claiming The FBI Planted Evidence At Mar-a-Lago

GOP team fascism is apoplectic, falsely claiming the FBI planted evidence at Mar-a-Lago. The Feds even searching Melanie’s wardrobe. According to an informant, the FBI knew exactly where to find the stolen docs at the former Winter White House. Shitler supporters were…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080522 – Indiana Republicans Went Full Christian Taliban In Their Abortion Ban Arguments

Indiana Republicans went full Christian Taliban in their abortion ban arguments. The obese mega-yacht ordered by one percenter Amazon Czar Bezos slinked off in the darkness and out of Rotterdam. A woman-hating fascist legislator from Indiana argued to require non-viable…

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