In this Very Special Post Holiday Depression episode, Maggie reflects on how every film geek’s Fave Movies of the Year lists are all the same (including hers) and delves into her perfectly rational paranoia regarding her Instagram doppelgangers and how they are surely bent on ruining her life. HAVEN’T YOU SEEN THE TRAILER FOR “ENEMY” WITH JAKE GYLLENHAAL?! Your PM then describes her dope-ass honeymoon in Cayucos, CA, a beautiful oceanside town marred only by scuzzy surfers who think it is chill to hit on glorious women after telling them where the poop bags are (I ALREADY KNEW). Fun fact: the jewel of the Central Coast is the most beautiful Forever 21 on earth, which your host loves because she is cheap as fuck but still wants to seduce your dad. In other pressing news, 99% of male comedians are disgusting and why are any of us still trying to figure out “WHAT MEN LIKE.” Oh you don’t like girls with too much make-up? Cool have fun nitpicking women goddesses with your pick up artist friends, setting the record for the loneliest dicks in history. Also who is this Onision guy and why did I watch his video on “Do Guys Prefer Girls With Makeup?”?! This and so much more on the grumpiest podcast in HISTORY!
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E015 – Post Holiday Depression & Instagram Doppelgangers