Save CrabDiving! Don’t Vote Santorum

Rick Santorum actually took a moment away from obsessing about those terrifying homos to take on another scourge to his version of society.  He issued a statement that if elected he will crack down on pornography.

http://dailycaller.com/2012/03/14/vigorous-santorum-crackdown-may-catch-internet-porn-viewers-with-pants-down/

“Pornography is toxic to marriages and relationships,” Santorum writes, and says he would hire an Attorney General that would vigorously enforce federal obscenity laws – which happen to be vague as shit.

This will be hard to believe, but our blog and Youtube show could possibly be considered “obscene” by some communities’ standards – and would therefore be ILLEGAL.

I’m a scrawny dude and would not do well in prison.

If you’re compelled to vote for one of the inexplicable Republican candidates, don’t fucking vote Santorum!

Oops, I said “fucking”!  If that putz wins, I’ll have to come back and delete this or I may end up in jail as someone’s bitch.

Fuck that.

Shit!  I swore again.

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2 comments for “Save CrabDiving! Don’t Vote Santorum

  1. jimmy carter
    April 15, 2012 at 3:12 am

    did you hear about mitt romney getting caught whacking off in a hotel balcony? heres the link im suprised crabdiving missed this one.
    http://www.chronicle.su/feed/

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