Swino is dead y’all but not before tying on a good one. The Mirror is reporting that an enormous wasted hog pilfered many cans of lager from a campsite in Australia and then pitched a drunk Rip Torn-style. I guess the knackered Napoleon gnawed through 18 aluminum cans for a night cap and was then chased by a cow for some reason. I wish there was video of the inciting incident with Elsie.
After the en-cow-nter, Charlotte’s Wacky Web decided to take a dip in a river and finally, passed out like and next to a log.
drunken pig recreation – actor portrayal
Babe then dropped of the radar for a bacon-bit and was rumored to have checked into non-ruminant rehab. If only that were true! Unfortunately, this oinker epic has a sad-sow ending. The Independent is reporting the snookered snorter met his other white meat maker in an automobile accident. I don’t think he was driving. R.I.P. Porky! CrabDiving speaks your name!
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