Tag: 2016 Elections

CrabDiving – Fri 101416 – More Trump Accusers & Bisexual White House Demons

More Trump Accusers

Today’s Crabs feature more and more Trump accusers with sexual harassment/assault claims. The orange a-hole face refuted every one of the claims with disparaging remarks against the accusers’ looks. Trump suggested to Howard Stern back in the day that actress Lindsay Lohan would…

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CrabDiving – Fri 091616 – Trump Ended Birtherism & FLOTUS Four More Years!

trump ended birtherism

Trump ended birtherism when The Donald proclaimed definitively, but briefly our President is legitimate! FLOTUS gave a speech and her passionate supporters shout “four more years”. . . cue outrage! The orange a-hole face shared his secret reason for eating fast food. The GOP presidential candidate took a…

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