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CrabDiving – Wed 031120 – Biden Just About Sewed Up The Nomination & Trump’s Incompetence Will Kill People

Biden Just About Sewed Up The Nomination

Biden just about sewed up the nomination, winning Michigan and other states in the latest Democratic primary. Andrew Yang endorsed Obama’s former VP, agreeing that “the math” shows Biden will be the nominee. Comedian Pete Dominick had some truthy and…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021220 – Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire & Polygamy In Utah

Biden Tanked While Sanders Took New Hampshire

Biden tanked while Sanders took New Hampshire in the first Democratic primary. Amy Klobuchar’s third place finish in New Hampshire shocked the establishment. MSNBC pundit Chris Matthews sounded clueless talking about socialism and Bernie. RWNJ bag of hamster squirt Rush…

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CrabDiving – Mon 111819 – Trump’s Sudden “Routine Physical” & Biden’s Weed Policy Is So 1990

Trump's Sudden Routine Physical

Trump’s sudden “routine physical” is suspect AF, according to most sane people in the universe. Shitler is angry-pants at Secretary Pompeo over the impeachment inquiry. Presidential candidate Joe Biden said dumb, uninformed crap about the good herb. The orange one…

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CrabDiving – Mon 102819 – Trump Mightily Booed At The World Series & Donald’s Crazy al-Baghdadi Announcement

Trump Mightily Booed At The World Series

We covered the news of Trump mightily booed at The World Series, and the Crabs want to use the audio as a ringtone. The fascists of Fox & Friends edited out the jeers directed at PEEOTUS at National’s Stadium. Shitler’s…

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CrabDiving – Tue 100819 – Majority Support For Trump Impeachment Inquiry & STDs Record Year

majority of americans support trump impeachment

The majority support for Trump impeachment inquiry was the main topic on today’s podcast. A House panel issued a subpoena to Gordon Sondland after Trump blocked his testimony to Congress. Turkish strongman president Erdogan threw a fit during a phone…

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CrabDiving – Thu 100319 – Trump Told China To Investigate Biden & Nickleback’s Copyright Complaint

Trump told China to investigate Biden. In an unusual fit of reason, Fox-bot Judge Napolitano said Shitler committed impeachable offenses and allusions to violence were quite dangerous. A dude got four months for threatening to kill a Boston Globe employee…

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