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CrabDiving – Wed 053018 – Trump Regrets Hiring Sessions & Roseanne Blames Ambien

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Trump regrets hiring Sessions and our embarrassment-in-chief is super butthurt over his recusal. Cheetoh Teats even said he wished the thin-lipped gollum wasn’t AG. GOP load Trey Gowdy said “Spy-gate” wasn’t a thing. Shitler got his fascism on at hate…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052518 – Harvey Weinstein Charged & Walmart Screws Workers

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Watching Harvey Weinstein charged, the Crabs covered the whole story of the mogul turning himself in to authorities. Conservative crackpot extraordinaire Alex Jones shared insane theories about condoms, anal intercourse and the Boy Scouts. Ireland most likely voted to legalize…

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CrabDiving – Thu 051718 – Racist NYC Trump Voter Comeuppance & Mo Brooks Moron Science

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We celebrate the wondrous racist NYC Trump voter comeuppance us it unfolds. Who had a hand in deleting “Suspicious Activity Reports” related to Michael Cohen? The Crabs covered the volcanic activity popping off in Hawaii. Torture lord Gina Haspel got confirmed with…

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CrabDiving – Wed 022118 – Vile Parkland Conspiracies & Adios Billy Graham

A youtube video that inspired a heartless, idiotic conspiracy theory regarding the Parkland Massacre grossly trended to the number one position. The Crabs reviewed the awful details about Billy Graham’s life that were left out of his wrongfully glowing obituaries.…

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