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CrabDiving – Wed 032515 – Glenn Beck Zombie Notes, Furious 7 Resurrects Paul Walker, Takei Boycotts Indiana

George Takei boycott Indiana if anti-gay law passes

On this episode of the Crabs, Pat and Ryan get their idiot translators on as they review the blatherings of RWNJ Phil Robertson and Glenn Beck. They also cover these stories: Mira Sorvino and Cybill Shepherd star in some sad-sack…

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CrabDiving – Tue 032415 – Ted Cruz Bu-Bye To Rock After 9-11, Phil Robertson Torture Porn, Satan Got Megyn Kelly

Bryan Fischer thinks Satan Got Megyn Kelly

Pat and Ryan rage over these tales of RWNJ lunacy; Ted Cruz stopped liking classic rock after 911; Rick Scott’s Disaster Chief minion will not let the words “climate change” spill from his stupid moron lips; Kirk Cameron’s movie is…

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CrabDiving – Thu 031915 – Rep Reads Sexy After Sixty, Equal Rights For Satan, Frothing Santorum

Iowa State Rep Ross Paustian Reads Sex After Sixty In Session

Thursday’s CrabDiving funny news podcast includes these hot headlines: “Sexy After Sixty” is a big ole joke according a Iowa lawmaker; a sky-god obsessed dullard from Tennessee displays a sign reminding us that Satan was the first to demand human…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031815 – Glenn Beck Leaves Grand Ole Party, Chronic For Cats, Koch Brothers Spend To Spoil

Glenn Beck diverse audience

The Crabs cover the following stories on Wednesday: Snake Salvation preacher is charged with some non-Jesus-like crimes; Glenn Beck bids the GOP an adios; Christian businesses should be separate and a little more than equal according to a RWNJ lawmaker;…

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CrabDiving – Fri 031415 – Paula Deen App For Racist Foodies, Bryan Fischer Bullies Bilinguals, Penis Transplant

Friday’s Crabs includes a rundown of the top five songs in Murica per Billboard U.S.A., plus these stories: Paula Deen mobile app will mos def appeal to racist foodies; millennials are way more bi; Bryan Fischer floats a stupid theory regarding…

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