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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 013015 – Gwyneth & Her Steamed Clam, Sad Bieber, Sherri Shepherd Exiled!

A hungover Hollywood Hick dispenses with the following stories: Suge Knight done went and did it now; why so sad Bieber?; Sherri Shepherd and the Hick have done broke the fuck up; Gwyneth and her steamed clam; Lindsay might be headed to the…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012715 – RIP Snow Penis, Duggar Dick Moves, Gohmert’s GOP Gals

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On Tuesday, the Crabs cover the following: the giant snow penis of Texas Tech has fallen #sadface; a cop and a fireman squeeze off rounds from their stupid AK-47 and accidentally hit someone’s house but it’s cool #crimingwhilewhite; Fox “News” ain’t…

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CrabDiving – Tue 012015 – Hand Me My Pitchfork, School Superintendent Says No Selma, Jindal’s Balls Busted

On this episode, Pat and Ryan engage in class warfare when they learn that a little over 80 people have equal money to 3.6 billion other humans #pitchforks. They also cover these stories: some people are so rich it’s gross; a…

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