Tag: Christian Taliban

CrabDiving – Fri 102519 – Rudy Giuliani Butt Dialed A Reporter & Another Judge Rules Against Trump

Rudy Giuliani Butt Dialed A Reporter

Trump sucker Rudy Giuliani butt-dialed a reporter while he was talking to a fellow henchman about an urgent need of cash and a hankering to get back to Bahrain and business. Republicans are admitting worry over the impeachment battle. A…

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CrabDiving – Fri 092719 – Support For Impeachment Grows & The NRA Is Drenched In Russian DNA

Support For Impeachment Grows

The support for impeachment grows, jumping twelve points in a new poll. Trump continued his maximum-pressure Twitter war against the universe with a focus on the Dems. A gaggle of former national security officials signed a letter formally poo-pooing Shitler’s…

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CrabDiving – Fri 061419 – Democratic Debates Lineup & Trump Compared Melanie To Jackie O

Democratic debates lineup

The Democratic debates lineup was announced and the Crabs reviewed the two rosters. Trump called George Stephanopoulos a “little wise guy” during an exclusive sit down interview. Even though she violated the Hatch Act, man-baby can’t quit Kelleyanne Conway. The…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061219 – Elaine Chao’s Crazy Corruption & Trump’s Concentration Camps

Elaine Chao's Crazy Corruption

Elaine Chao’s crazy corruption scandal is significant even in Trump-i-verse. Former Starbuck’s Czar Howard Shultz is scaling back his crappy campaign for president. Federal spending has topped three trillion bucks under the Shitler Administration. Don Jr. said he had nothing…

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