Tag: Christian Taliban

CrabDiving – Fri 091616 – Trump Ended Birtherism & FLOTUS Four More Years!

trump ended birtherism

Trump ended birtherism when The Donald proclaimed definitively, but briefly our President is legitimate! FLOTUS gave a speech and her passionate supporters shout “four more years”. . . cue outrage! The orange a-hole face shared his secret reason for eating fast food. The GOP presidential candidate took a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 091416 – Georgia Mosque Militia Threat & Powell Calls Benghazi Witch-Hunt

Georgia Mosque Militia Threat

The Georgia mosque militia threat is for realz and the Crabs covered the ridiculous redneck racist shenanigans. Americans admitted in polls that they trust the media less than before. New York’s Attorney General said he will go after Trump’s “charitable” organization. According to…

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CrabDiving – Mon 090516 – Obama Defends Kaepernick & Biden Sick Of Trump

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Obama defends Kaepernick and, predictably, RWNJs lose their tiny minds. Hillary clobbers the orange-a-hole-face in the latest 2016 presidential race polls, despite her recent bout of coughing. Supposedly, Hacksaw Ridge will revive the career of racist and frequent loon Mel…

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