On Tuesday, the Crabs sink their pincers into sky-gods of many different varieties. Plus, the following is covered: a-hole Arkansas senator wants to nuke ISIS cuz he’s a simpleton; ISIS to storm the boot; Okla-coma educators are passing out Bibles…
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Rick delves into GOP stupidity from Catherine Hanaway (Missouri) and Brian Greene (Utah) and there’s some music from The Championship and The Futura Bold. Contact us for the link to this episode of Morning Wood.
The Crabs celebrate Darwin Day by playing clips from creationist ninny and Christian theme park snake oil salesman, Ken Ham. We also cover these hot topics: dullard Governor Scott Walker journeys from the land of cheese across the pond and pathetically…
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The Crabs give a big “frag you” to the dishonorable, dickhead-ish jerk-off Judge Roy Moore and cover the following stories: same sex couples in Alabama exercise their human rights and get married; a Republican in Missouri introduces something great that isn’t…
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Pat and Ryan cover these headlines: the FCC does something non-shitty; Ken Ham is suing Kentucky cuz he wants ‘Murica tax dollars to pay for his “Christian-Wally-World”; Comcast sends bill to “Asshole” #takesonetoknowone; a St. Louis police union spokesperson threatens…
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On Monday, Pat and Ryan learn that Simpleton McTubby AKA Mike Huckabee sees gays as bacon wrapped shrimp cuz he’s a gigantic Christ-a-ban walrus; Super bowl 2015 had lots of views and lots of man-on-man action; Bruce Jenner is officially transitioning…
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