This Friday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Great White, not the band, shows up on the beaches of Panama City, FL; corpulent, whale-ish, bridge-closer Chris Christie makes an appearance at an event hosted by Exxon hours after giving them a…
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This Wednesday, the Crabs cover the following stories: Pat Robertson isn’t much for Mars cuz it ain’t in the Bible; RWNJs want Christianity dubbed our “national religion”; Texas secessionists are pissed cuz the po-po raided their revolution party; the socialist candidate…
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Pat and Ryan inexplicably pay a lengthy tribute to the career and children of the great Tony Randall. They also cover these hot stories: Obama wants Muslim elders to “jazz it up” so they can win over younger followers of…
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On Tuesday, the Crabs sink their pincers into sky-gods of many different varieties. Plus, the following is covered: a-hole Arkansas senator wants to nuke ISIS cuz he’s a simpleton; ISIS to storm the boot; Okla-coma educators are passing out Bibles…
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Rick delves into GOP stupidity from Catherine Hanaway (Missouri) and Brian Greene (Utah) and there’s some music from The Championship and The Futura Bold. Contact us for the link to this episode of Morning Wood.
The Crabs celebrate Darwin Day by playing clips from creationist ninny and Christian theme park snake oil salesman, Ken Ham. We also cover these hot topics: dullard Governor Scott Walker journeys from the land of cheese across the pond and pathetically…
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