Tag: Christian Taliban

CrabDiving – Fri 041715 – Feminist Won’t Be Photoshopped, Anti-Abstinent Tweeting, Suzanne Somers Vibrates

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#FaithlessFriday on CrabDiving brings these stories: a bunch of Christ-a-ban loons teaching abstinence-only sex education cold-busted on Twitter; Suzanne Somers tightens more than your thighs; Pat Robertson lays out the perfect child-beating fantasy; nobody told the Archbishop sex with kids…

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CrabDiving – Thu 032615 – Cruz Ain’t Galileo, Willie Nelson Weed, Takei Gives Pence A Tongue Lashing

George Takei boycotts Indiana

On Thursday, the Crabs deliver the following headlines: no one seems to be tolerating Indiana’s intolerance; a foreskin intactivist launches a “prick-starter” campaign skin to end schlong snipping; Willie Nelson will not be the Walmart of weed; Keith Olbermann gets medieval…

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CrabDiving – Thu 031915 – Rep Reads Sexy After Sixty, Equal Rights For Satan, Frothing Santorum

Iowa State Rep Ross Paustian Reads Sex After Sixty In Session

Thursday’s CrabDiving funny news podcast includes these hot headlines: “Sexy After Sixty” is a big ole joke according a Iowa lawmaker; a sky-god obsessed dullard from Tennessee displays a sign reminding us that Satan was the first to demand human…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031815 – Glenn Beck Leaves Grand Ole Party, Chronic For Cats, Koch Brothers Spend To Spoil

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The Crabs cover the following stories on Wednesday: Snake Salvation preacher is charged with some non-Jesus-like crimes; Glenn Beck bids the GOP an adios; Christian businesses should be separate and a little more than equal according to a RWNJ lawmaker;…

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CrabDiving – Fri 031415 – Paula Deen App For Racist Foodies, Bryan Fischer Bullies Bilinguals, Penis Transplant

Friday’s Crabs includes a rundown of the top five songs in Murica per Billboard U.S.A., plus these stories: Paula Deen mobile app will mos def appeal to racist foodies; millennials are way more bi; Bryan Fischer floats a stupid theory regarding…

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CrabDiving – Fri 030615 – Chris Christie’s Financial Fellatio, White Christians Losing Numero Uno, Han Solo Crashes

This Friday, the Crabs cover the following headlines: Great White, not the band, shows up on the beaches of Panama City, FL; corpulent, whale-ish, bridge-closer Chris Christie makes an appearance at an event hosted by Exxon hours after giving them a…

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