The Crabs spread the following headlines on Thursday: Bill O’Reilly girds his loins in preparation for the oncoming onslaught upon Christmas; Alex Jones and Skeksis Phyllis Schlafly sound barely human demonstrating total apathy towards the people suffering from Ebola in…
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On Tuesday, the Crabs are joined by Brent Parris and they deliver the following headlines: the Republicans are looking forward to taking away your healthcare; Jehovah’s Witness wacko thinks gay people are scheming to get us all into tight pants;…
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On this Monday edition, the Crabs are joined by Morning Wood host, Rick Wood and the following stories covered: Bush is all good with how his mission was accomplished in Iraq #strategery; Rodman takes credit for an assist in the…
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On today’s episode of CrabDiving, the following stories are covered: Rick Santorum satisfies Godwin’s Law and goes “full-Hitler”; RWNJ type fears Obama will cancel the 2016 election; Glenn Beck, with much melodrama, explains why George Soros is up to no…
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On this TGIF episode of CrabNation, Pat and Ryan learn about “speaking in tongues” from mega-church-charlatan-showman, Kenneth Copeland. We also cover these headlines: Sarah Palin’s son Track describes his supposed assailant as a “little bitch” while musing about his costly…
On Thursday, Pat and Ryan feature some RWNJs that were elected to Congress by people that should not be trusted with the sharp straw stuck to the back of their Capri Suns; Steve King’s vision of heaven most likely has…