Christopher Steele thinks the Trump pee tape probably exists. Too many Democrats announced possible retirements. Shitler’s stupid website was hacked by Turkish hacktivists. The fascists over at Sinclair Broadcasting were also hacked. Nazi-curious Tucker Carlson blathered idiotic drivel about Secretary…
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CrabDiving – Fri 061121 – Trump’s DOJ Subpoenaed Metadata of Democratic Congressmen
Trump’s DOJ subpoenaed metadata of Democratic Congressmen. Blob Bill Barr and Jeff “The Klan Elf” would have been down to spy on people like Schiff. A new Israeli government was formed as the Netanyahu era comes to an end. There…
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CrabDiving – Tue 060121 – Crazy Michael Flynn Is Jealous of Myanmar’s Military Coup
Crazy Michael Flynn is jealous of Myanmar’s military coup. Radicalized MAGATS also cried out for a coup and fully expect to see Shitler reinstalled as POTUS. Meat makers were the victims of a Russian hack attack. The head Oath Keeper…
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CrabDiving – Fri 052121 – Matt Gaetz’s Ex Is Cooperating With The Federal Investigation Into The GOP Turd
Matt Gaetz’s ex is cooperating with the Federal Investigation into the GOP turd. SCOTUS Breyer should maybe retire before Biden’s term is up. A MAGAT killed his wife and then falsely used her name to cast a vote for Trump.…
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CrabDiving – Fri 041621 – Trump May Be Jealous of Bolsonaro’s Disastrous COVID-19 Response In Brazil
Trump may be jealous of Bolsonaro’s disastrous COVID-19 response in Brazil. There was a mass shooting at a FedEx facility. Biden hasn’t lifted Trump’s refugee cap yet. The science-denying Governor of one of the Dakotas pledged to accept zero illegal…
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CrabDiving – Fri 040221 – Matt Gaetz Is Even Creepier Than We Knew

Matt Gaetz is even creepier than we knew. The suspect who smashed his car into a barrier killed a Capitol Police officer. MLB announced they were moving the All-Star game in protest over Georgia’s evil anti-voting laws. The Crabs played…
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