Tag: Coronavirus

CrabDiving – Mon 102620 – Slumlord Jared Kushner’s Racist Remarks & Pence’s Staff Gets COVID-19

Slumlord Jared Kushner's Racist Remarks

Slumlord Jared Kushner’s racist remarks painted him as a total white supremacist pile of rat ejaculate. The United States tested positive for COVID 19 fatigue as the virus continued to ravage Murica. The Pence Campaign got slapped with an outbreak…

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CrabDiving – Tue 102020 – Stupid and Corrupt Trump Campaign Blew A Billion Dollars & Breonna Taylor Juror Speaks

Stupid and Corrupt Trump Campaign Blew A Billion Dollars

The stupid and corrupt Trump campaign blew a billion dollars in what will most likely be a failed reelection bid. Shitler won’t increase testing capacity in the U.S. even though the cash to pay for it is already set aside.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 101220 – China’s Xi Is More Trusted In The World Than Trump & Illegal GOP Dropboxes

China's Xi Is More Trusted In The World Than Trump

China’s Xi is more trusted in the world than Trump. Shitler claimed he had a protective glow shielding him from coronavirus. Biden continued to lead in Wisconsin and in betting houses worldwide. Joltin’ Joe opted for a town hall rather…

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CrabDiving – Thu 100820 – Right Wing Militia Terrorists Plotted To Kidnap Michigan’s Governor & Pence’s Fly FTW

Right Wing Militia Terrorists Plotted To Kidnap Michigan's Governor

Right-wing militia terrorists plotted to kidnap Michigan’s governor. The fly that landed on the super stoic head of the Vice President stole the debate buzz. A conserv-a-load caterwauled angry misogyny about Senator Harris’s performance on last night’s match-up. Anti-mask-spreader POTUS…

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CrabDiving – Tue 100620 – Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls & Claudia Conway Deserves a Pulitzer

Trump Got No Sympathy Bump In the Polls

Trump got no sympathy bump in the polls despite his battle with coronavirus. Lamest FLOTUS ever, AKA “Melania,” called Shitler’s adulterous fling Stormy Daniels a “porn hooker.” Man-baby is down by 16 points in the latest election polls. Kellyanne COVID…

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