Tag: Donald Trump

CrabDiving – Tue 082316 – Trump Slump & Todd Starnes Sentimentally Racist

trump slump 538 chart 082316

The Trump slump is in full effect and The Crabs are loving every minute of it! The sad, mucho corrupt orange a-hole face is calling for a special prosecutor to investigate the Clinton Foundation. “Immediately, immediately, immediately.” The Donald shamelessly…

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CrabDiving – Fri 080516 – Pence Denies Science & Missouri GOP Gun Nut Candidate

Mike Pence denies science

Trump’s historically crappy past fortnight of campaigning hasn’t been appreciated fully. Sky-Net reports from The Olympics. In true GOP exclusionary fashion, the Trump campaign refuses a meeting with the Log Cabin Republicans. The running mate of the orange a-hole face,…

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CrabDiving – Fri 052016 – Pat Robertson Says Starve Drug Addicts & Twunt Tehran Tom

Pat Robertson it's ok if husband was accidentally gay once

Pat Robertson says starve drug addicts cuz Jeebus! Faithless Friday features shenanigans from Senator Tom Cotton, AKA “Tehran Tom.” Racist Trump delegates want to make America white again. Rednecks in Florida are bringing crocodiles to Murica out of pure ignorance and a…

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