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CrabDiving – Mon 021615 – Victoria Jackson Cray Cray, Bryan Fischer Fears Gay Gestapo, Brownback Sucks

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On Presidents’ Day, the Crabs review the most attractive and unattractive commanders-in-chief. Pat and Ryan also cover the following: RWNJ and xenophobe Victoria Jackson is not invited to Saturday Night Live’s anniversary show; Bryan Fischer bemoans the power of the…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020915 – Shame On Judge Roy Moore, Manson Marriage Is Off, Okla-coma Dullard Blows Up Kid

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The Crabs give a big “frag you” to the dishonorable, dickhead-ish jerk-off Judge Roy Moore and cover the following stories: same sex couples in Alabama exercise their human rights and get married; a Republican in Missouri introduces something great that isn’t…

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CrabDiving – Fri 012315 – Mickey Got Measles, White Genocide Ain’t Real, S.P.U.K. No Spew

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The Crabs pinch off the following stories: anti-vaccination numbskulls are bringing measles to Mickey; white supremacists are flinging freezer bags full of rocks, tootsie rolls, and hate newsletters at homes in an attempt to recruit fellow bigots; according to a…

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CrabDiving – Fri 011615 – QVC Declares The Moon A Planet, Louisiana Keeps BJ Ban, Sarah Palin Strips & Thumbs A Ride

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The Crabs get the weekend party started with these stories: footballer Michael Sam proposes to his dude at the Vatican #awesome; the Biebs and Selena Gomez are totes together again; simpleton Sarah Palin gets all sultry with a striptease as she…

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