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CrabDiving – Mon 020926 – Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Show Is The Most-Watched Halftime Ever

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the most-watched halftime ever. Meanwhile, Kid Rock, aka Bob, headlined an alternative halftime show that featured lip syncing. The DOJ ran out of Sharpies while redacting the names of predators from the Epstein files.…

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CrabDiving – Wed 012925 – Trump’s Disapproval Rating Is Already Skyrocketing

Trump’s disapproval rating is already skyrocketing as Diaper Rash tucked his sack between his ample thighs and rescinded the stupid federal hiring freeze. President Rapist named an owner of an Australian Basketball team as the New Zealand and Samoa Ambassador.…

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CrabDiving – Mon 012725 – Felon Trump’s Flurry of Unconstitutional Executive Orders

Felon Trump’s flurry of unconstitutional executive orders. China released a more affordable A.I. and the tech bros crapped their smart-Pampers. Brazil and Columbia shamed Shitler for the manor in which their citizens were deported. We learned about Anderson Clayton, the…

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