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CrabDiving – Wed 111815 – Racist Ben Stein & Paralympians Denied Scrotum Squeeze

Racist Ben Stein

On Wednesday, Pat and Ryan cover the quite racist Ben Stein comments about Obama. Gunfire is exchanged during the manhunt for the a-holes responsible for the Paris attacks. A talking head on Faux News wears an American-flag-style hijab. Jeb Bush doesn’t…

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CrabDiving – Mon 102615 – Seventh Day Adventists & Ben Carson Attempted To Stab A Human

Seventh Day Adventists

On this episode, Pat and Ryan discuss the loony Seventh Day Adventists, as well as the usual right wing nutjobbery headlines.  Boehner makes budget deal with The White House.  Ben Carson was a homicidal maniac, with a hammer!  Lindsey Graham is…

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CrabDiving – Fri 101615 – Rand Paul Whines & Pat Robertson Thanksgiving Suckee-Suckee

Rand Paul

On this #TGIF episode of CrabDiving, Pat and Ryan cover Rand Paul whining and crapping all over Bernie Sanders and socialism.  The FBI ain’t satisfied that nothing untoward happened with Hillary’s emails.  Wayne Simmons is a liar, similar to the other big…

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