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The CannaLinguists – E023 – First Church Of Cannabis Says Amen, Israel’s National Police Chief Giving Green Light?

First Church of Cannabis

Alex and April AKA “The CannaLinguists” are joined by their most favored guest, comic Teddy Tutson. Together they laugh and discuss the following: The First Church Of Cannabis is established.  Texas and Utah get closer to legalization.  Israel’s National Police Chief says it’s…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051115 – Florence Henderson Caught Crabs, Racist Principal, Boar Busts Through Ceiling

wild boar breaks into store ceiling

The Crabs kick off the work week with many crazy stories. A Georgia school racist principal and her simpleton son mos def see color.  George Zimmerman luckier than Trayvon Martin. Black-face Brit drives blotto.  You got smegma on my smack.  Typhoid is bad.  A wild…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042315 – Beck Crosses Reefer Rubicon, Jesus-Themed Sexy-Time w/Priest, Murica Be Executing Like A Mofo

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Pat and Ryan learn how Bryan Fischer believes the Bible will be turned in Mein Kampf, plus these hot headlines: Glenn Beck crosses the Rubicon and bestows his blessing upon the legalization of weed; family members reunited via Tinder; Students…

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CrabDiving – Tue 041415 – Nestle Sucks & Swallows, Clinton Bashed By FOX, Dude Hard For Palin

California drought 2015

CrabDiving delivers the following stories: terrible Tantaros and her Faux News minions crack themselves up during a Hillary-bashing sesh; the drought in California is courtesy of the gays according to simpleton Michelle Bachmann; Nestle don’t need no stinking up-to-date permits…

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