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CrabDiving – Mon 051115 – Florence Henderson Caught Crabs, Racist Principal, Boar Busts Through Ceiling

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The Crabs kick off the work week with many crazy stories. A Georgia school racist principal and her simpleton son mos def see color.  George Zimmerman luckier than Trayvon Martin. Black-face Brit drives blotto.  You got smegma on my smack.  Typhoid is bad.  A wild…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042315 – Beck Crosses Reefer Rubicon, Jesus-Themed Sexy-Time w/Priest, Murica Be Executing Like A Mofo

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Pat and Ryan learn how Bryan Fischer believes the Bible will be turned in Mein Kampf, plus these hot headlines: Glenn Beck crosses the Rubicon and bestows his blessing upon the legalization of weed; family members reunited via Tinder; Students…

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CrabDiving – Tue 041415 – Nestle Sucks & Swallows, Clinton Bashed By FOX, Dude Hard For Palin

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CrabDiving delivers the following stories: terrible Tantaros and her Faux News minions crack themselves up during a Hillary-bashing sesh; the drought in California is courtesy of the gays according to simpleton Michelle Bachmann; Nestle don’t need no stinking up-to-date permits…

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