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The Daily Upper Decker – Wed 052715 – NBA Conference Finals, Softball Hazing, Goodell Is Satan

NBA Conference Finals

T Sean ditched Andy and Tommy for a U2 concert, so the jet lagged duo is stuck talking about the shitty NBA Conference Finals.  Also, there’s a potentially dog shit NHL Stanley Cup finals match-up.  There’s some sexually charged hazing…

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The CannaLinguists – E023 – First Church Of Cannabis Says Amen, Israel’s National Police Chief Giving Green Light?

First Church of Cannabis

Alex and April AKA “The CannaLinguists” are joined by their most favored guest, comic Teddy Tutson. Together they laugh and discuss the following: The First Church Of Cannabis is established.  Texas and Utah get closer to legalization.  Israel’s National Police Chief says it’s…

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CrabDiving – Thu 051415 – Knockers No More On A Picasso, Jon Stewart & Keith Olbermann Drop Mics, Nestle CEO Sucks

FOX blurs Picasso breasts

Pat and Ryan cover the following stories on today’s show:  Nestle CEO sucks, wants to bottle more water and watch the human race slowly die of thirst.  Somebody get Catalina Island a drink #literally.  Jeb Bush tries even harder to have…

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CrabDiving – Mon 051115 – Florence Henderson Caught Crabs, Racist Principal, Boar Busts Through Ceiling

wild boar breaks into store ceiling

The Crabs kick off the work week with many crazy stories. A Georgia school racist principal and her simpleton son mos def see color.  George Zimmerman luckier than Trayvon Martin. Black-face Brit drives blotto.  You got smegma on my smack.  Typhoid is bad.  A wild…

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CrabDiving – Thu 042315 – Beck Crosses Reefer Rubicon, Jesus-Themed Sexy-Time w/Priest, Murica Be Executing Like A Mofo

gay priest

Pat and Ryan learn how Bryan Fischer believes the Bible will be turned in Mein Kampf, plus these hot headlines: Glenn Beck crosses the Rubicon and bestows his blessing upon the legalization of weed; family members reunited via Tinder; Students…

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