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CrabDiving – Fri 122223 – Lordy, There’s Tape Of Trump Pressuring Michigan Officials Into Sedition

Lordy, there’s tape of Trump pressuring Michigan officials into Sedition. Crappy SCOTUS didn’t see the urgency of ruling on Trump’s immunity claim. Criminal AG of Texas Ken Paxton was sued after demanding out-of-state medical records. Simpleton comedian Joe Rogan along…

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CrabDiving – Mon 102323 – Latest GOP Bombshell Evidence Against Biden Is Another Nothingburger

Latest GOP bombshell evidence against Biden is another nothingburger and the idiot Republicans running for the speakership are mostly wankers who believe Biden didn’t win in 2020. Future guest of the state, Tooty Rudy Giuliani blathered on Newsmax something about…

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CrabDiving – Mon 092523 – Lives Could’ve Been Saved If Trump Had Been Given An Orange Mask

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Lives could have been saved if Trump had been given an orange mask. A former White House aid to Trumpkin Mark Meadows, Cassidy Hutchinson, accused Shitler’s Chief of Staff of burning documents in his office fireplace. Donald “Man-Baby” Trump caterwauled…

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