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The Daily Upper Decker – E017 Wed 030415 – March Madness Turds, Jihadi John Pirates Fan, MLB Preview

March Madness turds are finally coming back to earth; a coach tells a player he’ll kill him on national television; Josh Hamilton has another relapse, Tiger Woods accused of taking PEDs; the Phillies lose to a college team; Jihadi John wears a Pirates…

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The Hollywood Hick – Fri 022715 – O’Reilly Full Of It, Fashion Police Drama, Blind Gossip

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This time The Hick covers the following: Bill O’Reilly is straight up full of shit; Lindsay done went and got community service hours DENIED; Fashion Police made up drama is STILL GOING; no one knows why Kelly Clarkson hates the Hick. Plus, a cautionary…

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The Daily Upper Decker – E016 Wed 022515 – Zaun Hazed By Ripken, Nate Allen Not A Public Whacker, Kobe Bryant Slytherin?

The Oscars sucked, Gregg Zaun says Cal Ripken abused him, two girls’ high school basketball teams purposely tried losing, K State fans suck at rushing the court, Nate Allen didn’t jerk off in public after all, and basketball star/huge dork…

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The Hollywood Hick – Tue 021015 – Kanye West Is A Twit, Bobbi Kristina Soap Opera, Leave Bruce Jenner ALONE!

The Hick covers these stories: Kanye West is a complete twat; Bobbi Kristina update… this shit is beginnin’ to be a straight up soap opera; leave Bruce Jenner ALONE; the Grammys… Meh! Podcast (hollywood-hick): Play in new window | DownloadSubscribe: Apple…

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CrabDiving – Wed 021115 – Chipper Jones Is A Simpleton, Yoga Pants Prison, Santorum Sucks

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Today, Pat and Ryan cover these headlines: moronic Montanan lawmaker wants to jail women for donning yoga pants; longtime Braves player and simpleton, Chipper Jones is a Sandy Hook truth-er; Rick Santorum straight up sucks; Obama is not a Christian…

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