On Thursday, the Crabs cover the following, as they prep for a “Glenn Beck style” humbling: Africa needs to stop slicing the tip off of teenage boys; SCOTUS trivia; Bush still waiting for Obama to reach for advice #toefetish; Russia…
The Crabs honor hump day with these headlines: FCC might start handing out fines if you say “Redskins”; Faux news ninny suggests to the CDC Director that Obama could be lying; Kansas republicans are twisting up state politics; Rick Joyner…
Tuesday’s episode of CrabNation snaps off these headlines: the Secret Service should be less welcoming to the uninvited; reality star and simpleton Jessa Duggar blames the Holocaust on evolution #Imwithstupid; Olympian Michael Phelps awarded a DUI #oopsie; Colorado Supreme Court…
Monday’s CrabNation spews the following news: the gross Benham twins compare losing their T.V. show to the suffering of ISIS victims; RWNJ Erick Erickson dubs folks that believe in evolution as “dumb” and “jealous”; White House fence jumper made it…
Thursday on CrabNation delivers these stories: Ebola is coming to a theater near you; Eric Holder says TTFN; Bill Simmons suspended for talking and not beating; the great Richard Schiff shares a stage with Lindsay Lohan in Mamet’s Speed The…
On this hump-day episode, CrabNation is joined by comic Brent Parris and the following headlines are busted out: RuPaul joins fellow drag queens in their fight against the mighty Facebook; RWNJ Bryan Fischer wants all immigrants to convert to Jebus…