On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan cover the launch of RWNJ Herman Cain’s new cyber channel and the un-heavenly behavior of a certain ex-television minister-dad. The following is also discussed: Peter Labarbera and Pat Robertson still do not support gay marriage…
On Monday, the Crabs cover these stories: some think Ebola in Texas gives Governor Perry a shot at rebuilding his political rep while another RWNJ thinks that anyone who has been exposed or infected should be off’d #oops; the Supreme…
On Thursday, the Crabs cover the following, as they prep for a “Glenn Beck style” humbling: Africa needs to stop slicing the tip off of teenage boys; SCOTUS trivia; Bush still waiting for Obama to reach for advice #toefetish; Russia…
The Crabs honor hump day with these headlines: FCC might start handing out fines if you say “Redskins”; Faux news ninny suggests to the CDC Director that Obama could be lying; Kansas republicans are twisting up state politics; Rick Joyner…
Tuesday’s episode of CrabNation snaps off these headlines: the Secret Service should be less welcoming to the uninvited; reality star and simpleton Jessa Duggar blames the Holocaust on evolution #Imwithstupid; Olympian Michael Phelps awarded a DUI #oopsie; Colorado Supreme Court…
Monday’s CrabNation spews the following news: the gross Benham twins compare losing their T.V. show to the suffering of ISIS victims; RWNJ Erick Erickson dubs folks that believe in evolution as “dumb” and “jealous”; White House fence jumper made it…