This TGIF episode of the Crabs includes a rundown of the recent Sarah Palin family brawl in Alaska as well as these headlines: we are all purple penguins in the eyes of progressive education; across the pond, a dwarf took…
Thursday’s Crabs included the following stories: Tom Cotton warns of a plan by ISIS and the Cartel to take Arkansas #don’tflatteryourself; Mitch McConnell comes off as a turd on Sports Radio; RWNJ Phyllis Schlafly thinks Obama is turning America into…
On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan cover the launch of RWNJ Herman Cain’s new cyber channel and the un-heavenly behavior of a certain ex-television minister-dad. The following is also discussed: Peter Labarbera and Pat Robertson still do not support gay marriage…
On Monday, the Crabs cover these stories: some think Ebola in Texas gives Governor Perry a shot at rebuilding his political rep while another RWNJ thinks that anyone who has been exposed or infected should be off’d #oops; the Supreme…
On Thursday, the Crabs cover the following, as they prep for a “Glenn Beck style” humbling: Africa needs to stop slicing the tip off of teenage boys; SCOTUS trivia; Bush still waiting for Obama to reach for advice #toefetish; Russia…
The Crabs honor hump day with these headlines: FCC might start handing out fines if you say “Redskins”; Faux news ninny suggests to the CDC Director that Obama could be lying; Kansas republicans are twisting up state politics; Rick Joyner…