Crappy businessman Trump fell off the Forbes 400 wealthiest list. California declared a state of emergency because of a massive oil spill. Australia announced a ban on foreign tourists until at least 2022 due to the pandemic. Former Apprentice star…
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CrabDiving – Thu 091621 – Butthurt Trump Wants General Milley Arrested For Treason
Butthurt Trump wants General Milley arrested for treason. Idaho hospitals are operating at crisis levels due to coronavirus surge. Fed. Chief Powell ordered an ethics review of multimillion dollars trades done by folks in-house. Roger Stone was served papers for…
CrabDiving – Tue 080321 – Cuomo Needs To Resign, But After Protecting Gaetz and Trump The GOP Needs To STFU
Cuomo needs to resign, but after protecting Gaetz and Trump the GOP needs to STFU. Mayor De Blasio mandated vaccines for those engaged in indoor activities. Florida broke coronavirus hospitalization once again. The courts said Indiana University could require students…
CrabDiving – Mon 052421 – Stupidity And Insanity Reign As More Than Half Of Republicans Think Trump Is Still President
Stupidity and insanity reign as more than half of Republicans think Trump is still President. The world condemned Belarus for hijacking a plane and then detaining a dissident and his girlfriend. A pre-pandemic illness suffered by researchers at a Wuhan…
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CrabDiving – Wed 042821 – Professional GOP Clown Rudy Giuliani’s Home and Office Were Raided By The Feds
Professional GOP clown Rudy Giuliani’s home and office were raided by the Feds. President Biden has been playing Robin Hood along with a merry band of followers. Hate crime legislation in Georgia named for the late Ahmaud Arbery was passed.…
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CrabDiving – Fri 040221 – Matt Gaetz Is Even Creepier Than We Knew
Matt Gaetz is even creepier than we knew. The suspect who smashed his car into a barrier killed a Capitol Police officer. MLB announced they were moving the All-Star game in protest over Georgia’s evil anti-voting laws. The Crabs played…
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