Tag: Glenn Beck

CrabDiving – Tue 050515 – Ablow Wants Vagina Veto Power, Beck Yearns For Velvet Fist, America Really Bad To Moms

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The Crabs learn that America ranks number fucking 33 out of the world in its treatment of its mothers. Keith Ablow wants vagina veto, man-splaining how he wants a woman’s right to choose.  Mitch McConnell isn’t trying as hard to vaporize Iran.  The ridic…


CrabDiving – Thu 020515 – GOP Guts Poor Schools, Dad Shoots “Demon” Son in Gut, Glenn’s Gutwrenching

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The Crabs climb inside the bell jar and explore the following bits a lunacy: there are still knuckle-dragging a-holes that wanna repeal Obamacare; un-Robin Hoods, the GOP, want to take from poor schools and give to rich ones; bloke uploads spank-bank into…


CrabDiving – Tue 010615 – Beck Nearly Gobbles Gohmert, Bieber Presents Package, CEOs Slut-Shamed

Tuesday’s CrabDiving delivers the following hot and steaming items: Boehner bests Gohmert and stays as Speaker; Justin Bieber, even for an underwear model, is still kinda stupid; Rush roasts Christie for cuddling up with, and possibly handing a fat cash…


CrabNation Fri – 072514 – Black Jesus, Glenn Beck Cries For A Plane, Kentucky Town Gets Their Socialism On

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On Friday, the Crabs bring you the following tales from #Murica which, like Iran still has the death penalty. We also cover these stories: Kentucky town bankrolls a gas station with tax dollars and the oil lobby loses their tar-balls;…