Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 041326 – Trump Posted An AI Image of Himself As Jesus Healing The Sick

Trump posted an AI image of himself as Jesus healing the sick. Former FoxBot Megyn Kelly dragged Shitler over the bizarre Jesus/doctor Trump post. Furniture fetishist JD Vance couldn’t keep tyrant Orban from losing his election. An adult judge tossed…

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CrabDiving – Mon 020926 – Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Show Is The Most-Watched Halftime Ever

Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the most-watched halftime ever. Meanwhile, Kid Rock, aka Bob, headlined an alternative halftime show that featured lip syncing. The DOJ ran out of Sharpies while redacting the names of predators from the Epstein files.…

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CrabDiving – Fri 101725 – Mamdani Wiped The Debate Stage Floor With That Creep Cuomo

Mamdani wiped the debate stage floor with that creep Cuomo. Former GOP lawmaker, felon and webcam personality George Santos was freed from prison by Trump. Shitler continued to get outsmarted by Vlad as President Diaper Rash denied Ukraine long range…

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CrabDiving – Mon 072825 – Trump Will Pardon Ghislaine Maxwell For Her Falsely Proclaiming His Innocence

Trump will pardon Ghislaine Maxwell for her falsely proclaiming his innocence. Podcasting orc Joe Rogan blathered the Epstein case a line in the sand for the MAGATS. The Epstein scandal has been splitting the White House politically. The Pope asked…

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