Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Fri 062124 – Trump’s Pocket Judge Aileen Cannon Keeps Slowing The Trial Down

Trump’s pocket judge Aileen Cannon keeps slowing the trial down. Shitler’s crappy “platform” Truth Social suffered a huge loss in the stock market. The MAGATS may have tipped their hand, as the Trump campaign accidentally leaked the purchase of a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 061924 – Louisiana Fascist Republicans Will Force Christianity On All School Children

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Louisiana fascist Republicans will force Christianity on all school children. Slurring, thick-tongued Trump pretended he loved Milwaukee, even though he said otherwise, and blathered he would stay in the Brew City during the RNC. According to the co-editor-in-chief of Vanity…

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CrabDiving – Mon 061724 – Florida Ex-Cop Is A Russian Disinformation Super Spreader

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Florida ex-cop is a Russian disinformation super spreader. Spin doctors at the Pentagon ran a secret anti-vax campaign to undermine China propaganda during the pandemic. The Cannes Film Festival deserves a green splat from Rotten Tomatoes after asking Tech predator…

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CrabDiving – Wed 060524 – Republicans Are Drooling Over Taking Revenge On Trump’s Enemies

Republicans are drooling over taking revenge on Trump’s enemies.  Meanwhile, Shitler blathered he would jail his opposition including former rival Hillary Clinton. Former Republican Joe Scarborough roasted the Wall Street Journal over a Biden hit piece. The spoiler candidate with…

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