Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Thu 092216 – Paleo-Feminism & Keith Scott Murder Tape Not Released

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The Crabs discovered paleo-feminism rules Madame Secretary unprepared for battle. Charlotte Police Chief said the video of Keith Lamont Scott being shot to death may not be released to the public. Professional twunt, Arkansas state Senator Jason Rapert proved he does not understand the First Amendment as evidenced…

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CrabDiving – Wed 092116 – Elizabeth Warren Attacks Evil Banksters & Don King Stumps For Trump

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Elizabeth Warren attacks evil banksters on this episode of the progressive podcast, CrabDiving. The orange a-hole face sports a tiny, pink boner for “stop and frisk”.  In news of pervy political fails, Anthony Weiner busted wide open for sexting a teenager. Apparently,…

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CrabDiving – Fri 091616 – Trump Ended Birtherism & FLOTUS Four More Years!

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Trump ended birtherism when The Donald proclaimed definitively, but briefly our President is legitimate! FLOTUS gave a speech and her passionate supporters shout “four more years”. . . cue outrage! The orange a-hole face shared his secret reason for eating fast food. The GOP presidential candidate took a…

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CrabDiving – Wed 091416 – Georgia Mosque Militia Threat & Powell Calls Benghazi Witch-Hunt

Georgia Mosque Militia Threat

The Georgia mosque militia threat is for realz and the Crabs covered the ridiculous redneck racist shenanigans. Americans admitted in polls that they trust the media less than before. New York’s Attorney General said he will go after Trump’s “charitable” organization. According to…

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