Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 092816 – Trump Alicia Machado Slurs & Hillary Is No Sumo Wrestler

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The Trump Alicia Machado slurs are totally inappropriate and the Crabs review them all. The Michelle Obama Trump speech was all about temperament and the kind of character POTUS should have. The polls that showed Donald winning the debate were manipulated and…

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CrabDiving – Fri 092316 – Ted Cruz Endorses Trump & Ark Encounter Museum Fail

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Douchebag Senator Ted Cruz endorsed Trump and scored lame points. The darling GOP rag Drudge Report broke the “news” that there would be zero Hillary coughing breaks during the upcoming presidential debate. Keith Scott’s wife begged the police to not shoot her…

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CrabDiving – Thu 092216 – Paleo-Feminism & Keith Scott Murder Tape Not Released

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The Crabs discovered paleo-feminism rules Madame Secretary unprepared for battle. Charlotte Police Chief said the video of Keith Lamont Scott being shot to death may not be released to the public. Professional twunt, Arkansas state Senator Jason Rapert proved he does not understand the First Amendment as evidenced…

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CrabDiving – Wed 092116 – Elizabeth Warren Attacks Evil Banksters & Don King Stumps For Trump

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Elizabeth Warren attacks evil banksters on this episode of the progressive podcast, CrabDiving. The orange a-hole face sports a tiny, pink boner for “stop and frisk”.  In news of pervy political fails, Anthony Weiner busted wide open for sexting a teenager. Apparently,…

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CrabDiving – Fri 091616 – Trump Ended Birtherism & FLOTUS Four More Years!

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Trump ended birtherism when The Donald proclaimed definitively, but briefly our President is legitimate! FLOTUS gave a speech and her passionate supporters shout “four more years”. . . cue outrage! The orange a-hole face shared his secret reason for eating fast food. The GOP presidential candidate took a…

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