Pat and Ryan thoroughly discuss the DiCaprio bear rape that may or may not happen in an upcoming Christmas flick. Facebook’s Mark Zuckerberg donates money in quite large amounts to the planet. Faux News ninny Steve Doocy gets schlong slapped with…
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Homegrown terror is Murica’s jam, at least that’s what it seems like on this episode of CrabDiving. A Faux News ninny accuses liberals of rushing to judgement regarding the political leanings of the RWNJ lunatic that shot up a Planned…
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Pat and Ryan cover the ridic Black Friday brawls on the day after Thanksgiving! A Planned Parenthood shooting goes down in Colorado. A peaceful protest for Laquan McDonald inconveniences jerk-off Black Friday shoppers in Chicago. The Donald Trump gaffe repertoire now…
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On Wednesday, FOX whitesplains the Black Lives Matter movement to Murica. Pat and Ryan also cover the Laquan McDonald murder cover-up of the Burger King video footage. A racist Georgia sheriff toots his own xenophobic horn about his county’s political…
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The Crabs cover the Laquan McDonald murder on Tuesday. Pat and Ryan also talk about World War III as a Russian plane gets shot down by Turkey. Spiders take over a neighborhood in Memphis, Tennessee. Shark attacks in Australia are…
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On Monday’s show, the Crabs are awed and disgusted by GOP fear mongering. Pat and Ryan also welcome comic Maggie Strong, host of Pretty Misandry on the CrabDiving Network, into the studio. GOP candidate Ben Carson lets his support of Donald…
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