Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Mon 051815 – Lindsey Graham Running, Jeb Backs Bigots

Lindsey Graham running for President

On Monday, the Crabs highlight the usual RWNJ lunacy which includes these stories: Lindsey Graham, running for President, makes a slow, graceful entrance into the 2016 Republican clown-car.  Glenn Beck trolls doomsday preppers. Chuck Norris explains how O-bummer litr’ally constructed an apocalypse.  Jeb Bush thinks…

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CrabDiving – Tue 033115 – Fracking Water Challenge, Scientology Attacks Going Clear, Arkansas Out-Bigots Indiana

farmer pours fracking water

On Tuesday, Pat and Ryan cover the following stories: walrus oxy-addict and conservative darling Rush Limbaugh can’t wrap his big, fat brain around gay marriage and human rights #shocker; topless woman bares giant boobies on Google Maps in protest of “flat-tittied”…

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CrabDiving – Wed 031815 – Glenn Beck Leaves Grand Ole Party, Chronic For Cats, Koch Brothers Spend To Spoil

Glenn Beck diverse audience

The Crabs cover the following stories on Wednesday: Snake Salvation preacher is charged with some non-Jesus-like crimes; Glenn Beck bids the GOP an adios; Christian businesses should be separate and a little more than equal according to a RWNJ lawmaker;…

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