Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Wed 022515 – Pat Robertson Ain’t A Mars Fan, Texas Secessionists Busted By Fuzz

Republic of Texas secessionists

This Wednesday, the Crabs cover the following stories: Pat Robertson isn’t much for Mars cuz it ain’t in the Bible; RWNJs want Christianity dubbed our “national religion”; Texas secessionists are pissed cuz the po-po raided their revolution party; the socialist candidate…

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CrabDiving – Fri 021315 – RWNJ Man-Crushes On Chuck Norris, Obama Pulls A Bush, Faithless Friday

send Chuck Norris after ISIS

#Faithless Friday on CrabDiving delivers the following tales of right wing ninn-i-tude: Texas Republican really wants to put Chuck Norris in his mouth; speaking of mouths, a simpleton street preacher in the newly gay-marrying state of Alabama can’t get over…

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