Tag: GOP

CrabDiving – Thu 012915 – Bieber Says Sorry Stupidly, Fox “News” Fails, Huckabee Is Horrendous

Texas anti Islam protest assholes

On this episode, the Crabs are reminded that RNWJ loony Bryan Fischer believes gays started the Nazi Party. Plus we learn the following: Justin Bieber, in his stupid vocal fry, baby voice, apologizes for existing; a dead person in North Carolina will tell…

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CrabDiving – Fri 012315 – Mickey Got Measles, White Genocide Ain’t Real, S.P.U.K. No Spew

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The Crabs pinch off the following stories: anti-vaccination numbskulls are bringing measles to Mickey; white supremacists are flinging freezer bags full of rocks, tootsie rolls, and hate newsletters at homes in an attempt to recruit fellow bigots; according to a…

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New Poll Reaffirms America’s Colossal Stupidity

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Congratulations, Rupert Murdoch and Matt Drudge!  Your constant barrage of total bullshit to your droolcup-wearing audience has paid off. According to a new poll released by Farleigh Dickinson University, an incredible  51 percent of Republicans believe that it’s “probably” or “definitely”…