On Monday, Pat and Ryan talk Tebow and Israel, plus they cover the following: Tom Cotton looks like a schlong with ears and is worried that Iran may soon control a city that is already their own #dullard; California coastline…
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Friday’s Crabs includes a rundown of the top five songs in Murica per Billboard U.S.A., plus these stories: Paula Deen mobile app will mos def appeal to racist foodies; millennials are way more bi; Bryan Fischer floats a stupid theory regarding…
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On Wednesday, the Crabs pinch off the following tales of RWNJ buffoon-ary: good riddance police to chief Thomas Jackson of Ferguson; Okla-coma is so scared of gay marriage, the knuckle-draggers in the state house decided to get rid of weddin’ licenses altogether; nobody…
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On Monday, the Crabs cover the near non-takeover of the Alamo by the U.N. and these hot headlines: less democracy is the cry bemoaned by a university professor suckling at the Koch Bros’ teats; Google gonna figure how we can…
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On this Crabs, Pat and Ryan cover the following stories: haters still hate Obamacare; Keystone still a no-go; breaking up with Bobby Jindal; It’s A Small World is now even smaller at Disneyland; Alabama is a hot-bed of homophobia and can’t…
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This Wednesday, the Crabs cover the following stories: Pat Robertson isn’t much for Mars cuz it ain’t in the Bible; RWNJs want Christianity dubbed our “national religion”; Texas secessionists are pissed cuz the po-po raided their revolution party; the socialist candidate…
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